United found themselves on the
wrong end of one of the Premier League's most inexpicable comebacks, as
Louis van Gaal's men made themselves look ridiculous.
Well, what was that? 2-0 up,
then 3-1 up, then 5-3 down. United arrived in Leicaster hoping to win
two games in a row for only the second time in 2014; they left a
hideous, comical shambles.
For a few, brief seconds, it
looked as though it was going to be an easy afternoon for United. After a
quiet opening, the first goal came from the head of Robin van Persie after good work down the left from Radamel Falcao.
A slight deflection did for Kaspar Schmeichel at his near post. They
then doubled the lead on 16 minutes in fine style. Angel di Maria
collected the ball in midfield and drove forward at pace, leaving the
home midfielders chasing shadows. After an exchange of passes with Wayne Rooney, he lifted a delicate chip over Kasper Schmeichel's head and into the net for one of the goals of the season so far.
Then, a sign of things to come, Leonardo Ulloa immediately pulled one back for the home team. Jamie Vardy pursued a ball down the United left and whipped a cross into the penalty area. Though Jonny Evans
marking empty space and Rafael on the wrong side of the Argentine, it
still took an excellent header from twelve yards to beat De Gea.
Stlil, a 2-1 lead at half time
was quickly extended after the break, after Di Maria's shot was either
deflected or neatly diverted -- pick your favourite -- by Ander Herrera. A two goal lead, and if United were a sensible, capable football team, that would have been that.
They're not, and it wasn't. While Leicester's second goal came from
two refereeing decisions of almost incomprehensible inadequacy --
Rafael, clearly fouled by Jamie Vardy, was then whistled for contact in
the area that looked glancing at best, imaginary at worst. Still, it was
another piece of obtuse thinking from the Brazilian, and David Nugent
slotted the penalty away. Mere moments later a sliced Wayne Rooney
clearance found its way, via a couple of passes and some chaotic
defending, to the feet of Esteban Cambiasso. 3-3.
At which point, United imploded.
The fourth came after United surrendered possession in midfield; it
took nothing more complicated than a long ball over the top to open
United up, and Vardy finished past a static De Gea. The fifth came from
another clipped pass forward. Tyler Blackett
was weak challenging for the header, then risible in lunging in to
tackle Vardy from behind. Another penalty, a red card, and the
humiliating icing on the embarrassing cake.
United's positives were few and far between. Falcao
made one goal and hit the bar with a fine effort; Di Maria shimmered
with menace for the first hour, and his removal seemed idiosyncratic to
say the least. Beyond them, very little: the defence were chaotic when
they weren't imserable, the midfield were bypassed far too easily, and
Wayne Rooney, given the role behind the strikers he apparently craves,
demonstrated once again that his touch and his passing are at times far,
far below the standard required.
But even more so, four goals
conceded in twenty minutes is a collapse of staggering proportions, one
that simply should not be possible. A team battling relegation would
have been embarrassed to fall asleep and apart in that manner; for a
team with self-proclaimed Champions League aspirations, there is simply
no excuse.
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